Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.
That's specious reasoning, Dad.
Thank you, sweetie.
Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.
Uh-huh, and how does it work?
It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.
I see.
But you don't see any tigers around, do you?
Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.