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  • Homer:

    Well, there's not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol is sure doing its job.

  • Lisa:

    That's specious reasoning, Dad.

  • Homer:

    Thank you, sweetie.

  • Lisa:

    Dad, what if I were to tell you that this rock keeps away tigers.

  • Homer:

    Uh-huh, and how does it work?

  • Lisa:

    It doesn't work. It's just a stupid rock.

  • Homer:

    I see.

  • Lisa:

    But you don't see any tigers around, do you?

  • Homer:

    Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.